let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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