Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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