Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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