He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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