Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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