Whod you bang
I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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