Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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