Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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