Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
that's an acceptable place to lick
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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