I wish I could punch you in the face.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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