So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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