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You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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