HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Less talking, more tequila
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch!
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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