that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
My breasts were aching with rage.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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