I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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