i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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