Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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