Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
No subtext here. People are naked.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
