Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
MIDGETS
????
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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