I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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