ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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