I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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