I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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