Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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