do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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