He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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