Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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