You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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