The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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