I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
