I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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