is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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