You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
This house was built for laser tag.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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