Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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