ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
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That's how twitter works, right?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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