so that wasnt chicken after all
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Randomize
