no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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