You're so nebulous sometimes
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
