doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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