i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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