Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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