Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
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