PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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