Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
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