Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
