guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
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I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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