Kiss
Puke
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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