A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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