How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I had to cum in my sink.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
