Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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